Darren Criss > everything.
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
(via fake-mermaid)@4 days ago with 36521 notes
my strongest muscles are my eye muscles because im always crying
my strongest muscles are my cheeks, because I’m always smiling, even though I feel like crying.
im crying rn cause of how lame your comment is
(via lexiegrey)@4 days ago with 16073 notes
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via superpsychtime)@4 days ago with 131062 notes
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
(via happilyfreeconfused)@4 days ago with 36324 notes
why do I find Darren Criss’ face so attractive it’s just a face with hair all over it and some of it is in the shape of triangles like I really don’t understand
(via bleerios)@4 days ago with 273 notes
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
(via ewbrad)@4 days ago with 51711 notes