trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via fake-mermaid)

180mph:

mittenshapedleaves:

180mph:

my strongest muscles are my eye muscles because im always crying

my strongest muscles are my cheeks, because I’m always smiling, even though I feel like crying.

im crying rn cause of how lame your comment is

(via lexiegrey)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via superpsychtime)

worldwar2chainz:

the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff

(via happilyfreeconfused)

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

(Source: goodfuckingcoffee, via superpsychtime)

chatterboxrose:

why do I find Darren Criss’ face so attractive it’s just a face with hair all over it and some of it is in the shape of triangles like I really don’t understand

(via bleerios)

nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

(via ewbrad)

feyminism:

do you ever get so excited about food that you’re shaking